(An Interview: Submitted by Ed Terwilliger, Operations
Manager)
Q. Let’s cut to the chase, Ed. How has Duane’s pretty good Smokehouse Salsa changed your life?
A. M’ laf spir’lin’ outta ‘ontro’. Waf alwa’ mad a’ me.
Spen’ mo’ey o’ ‘illy ‘in’s. No way ‘a go ex’ep’ oop.
Q. I see. And then this particular salsa turned you around?
Please go on.
A. Ah kin e’t it wid’oud m’ ’oppa’s.
Editor’s Note: Transcribing the comments of a man without
his dentures is tricky business. If you couldn’t understand the previous
passage, please e-mail Duane Hawkinson, owner, Duane’s pretty good Smokehouse Salsa, at duane.hawkinson@gmail.com (This is
a real e-mail address, so mind your manners.) He will be happy to provide a
translation.
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