Double-Graduate student in the fields of Early Twenty-first
Century Mediated Communications in an age of Male Dominated Multi-Media
Confusion, Subversion, Aggression, and Hostility and Advanced Culinary Theory
of Embedded Wafer Design and Application . . . Freida Snintnonerlynn, could
not, unfortunately, be reached for comment.
In a later voice mail, she explained, “I’ve analyzed every
entry in this blog, every word, every mark of punctuation; I’ve deconstructed
the syntax, the style, prose, and use of metaphor, and I can tell you it’s all
about the setup and the joke. This man—I can’t say his name, I’ll have
nightmares—mocks the very idea of blogging and, thusly, (she actually said thusly, we have a recording of it) he’s
mocking us all.”
After a long gap in the tape, she continued, “Oh, the poor
bastard. If I could, I would feel sorry for him, but since he’s a man, I don’t feel that sorry for him.”
Editor’s Note: Freida Snintnonerlynn went on to Chair the Women’s Study Department at Harvard University. Currently, she offers community education cooking classes on a regular basis.
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