No Editorial Warnings: We're just too tired. So here's another one from Hawkinson. Don't say we didn't warn--oh, never mind.
A terribly bad man robs a guy having soup.
He says, "Give me all your money and your credit cards and your ATM pin number and your watch if it's not a Timex."
The soup eater complies, then shows the terribly bad man his watch.
"Never mind, then," says the terribly bad man.
Before he leaves, the terribly bad man says, "Don't even think about calling the cops. You understand?"
The soup eater nods.
Unconvinced, the terribly bad man threatens, "If you do, then I'll kill you, and I'll kill your wife."
The soup eater nods again, continues eating his soup.
"I'll kill your family, and their friends, and their friends' friends," the terribly bad man says, adding to his list, "and I'll kill your boss and your secretary and everyone else in your company . . . and anyone who does business with your company!"
The soup eater nods at the growing body count.
Still unconvinced, the terribly bad man is winded and frustrated. Finally, he gasps, "I'll kill your dog!"
The soup eater drops his spoon, "Not my dog!"
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